The representative of Argentina said, "Thank you very much for speaking out on the territorial ownership of our country. I’d like to buy you a drink. Can you give me a face?"

Shao Jianhui said, "I love red wine very much, and beef in your country is also a must …… there is no reason not to go."
The Argentine ambassador ha ha smiled a "please" gesture.
Grilled steak grilled with charcoal and red wine grilled with beef tenderloin all kinds of dishes make up a dinner with Argentine characteristics. No wonder meat owners joke that if they want to blow up their kimchi production area when fighting with South Korea, they will be forced to fight with Argentina. If they want to kill all their cattle and sheep, they should surrender. Cheers! Shao Jianhui and Ambassador Hua Lang have always maintained a good personal relationship, and the atmosphere of the dinner is excellent with the deepening of the hot arms trade between the two countries.
"Is this delicious Argentine country afraid that fewer and fewer people can afford it?" Shao Jianhui chewed crispy beef and said
Hua Lang looked gloomy and said, "Can’t China’s economy continue to be depressed and chaotic? There are more and more poor people."
Shao Jianhui said, "We feel the same way about this-we have just struggled out of the turmoil."
Hua Lang said, "But one of you dares to be a government and we don’t have a toast." He was in a bad mood and raised his glass again.
Shao Jianhui sipped the wine and said, "Damn it, the British are always picking on us weak countries in international affairs. It’s really annoying!"
Hua Lang smiled and said, "Shao, thank you again. Just now, our country spoke out bravely about the ownership of the Falkland Islands. Of course, our country will also support your country on the Hong Kong issue. I just received a letter from Guozhen entrusting me to order some weapons from your country. I wonder if you can exert influence on this arms purchase?"
Shao Jianhui said, "That depends on what it is. If it’s a nuclear bomb, it’s better to talk about something."
Hua Lang laughed and handed over the real thing. Shao Jianhui took a look at it and stared at it. "Six tanks, 300 nine automatic rifles, 70,000 77-type 155-mm self-propelled guns, 170 79-type 23-mm 24-unit self-propelled rockets, 90 shark-tooth supersonic anti-ship missiles and 150 viper combat missiles … Oh, my God, it is the most advanced equipment in China! Why do you need so much advanced equipment? Start a world war! ？”
Warren avoided talking about it and shook his glass, saying that "it is extremely difficult for China to negotiate with the British Empire Exhibition on the ownership of the Falkland Islands."
Shao Jianhui eyes flashing.
Hua Lang went on to say, "I admire the leader of your country. His words made me very excited. If the main issue is not negotiated, then talk about it. If Hong Kong is returned to us completely, I think our president’s greatest wish is to say to London that the main issue is not negotiated!"
Shao Jianhui said, "Your country has never given up Falkland."
Warren said, "Not giving up doesn’t mean that we can get it back. Now the situation in our country is so bad that we urgently need to make breakthrough progress on the Falkland issue to inspire the people, otherwise the state machine will collapse. If negotiations can’t solve the problem, we are not afraid to use force!"
Shao Jianhui nodded mercilessly. "I think I understand." He knew that Hua Lang was not lying. The situation in Argentina is really bad. The most famous specialty in Argentina is probably the bad government. Whether it is the elected government or the military government, the difference is only that the elected government is not in chaos, while Argentina is the government that is not in chaos. From the economic recession in the 1960 s, the elected government collapsed to the military government in Peron. Argentina has spent a whole thirty bloody and chaotic years. The war of the first year led to the evaporation of 20,000 to 30,000 young people, and the economy has even fallen to a low point. Now the inflation rate in Argentina has reached 600%. The direct result is that China can use gold to pay for the people’s patience in the arms trade, and the best way to divert the focus and inspire the people is to recover the lost land. Even if the country can recover the lost land, it will forgive them and trust them again.
So Argentina decided to learn a clean victory from an ancient country on the other side of the world, which is surprisingly similar to itself, to eliminate national dissatisfaction. Of course, people of insight realized that they were challenging an old empire and neglected to equip Argentina, so it was difficult to take advantage of it, so they got this one.
It’s true that they also know that the equipment they want to buy is the latest, and China doesn’t know whether it will sell it or not, so let Hualang ask for directions …
Analysis Report on the Failure of Attacking Beijing
Well, the chapters have been written too seriously these days, and there is a little lack of humor. In addition, these chapters are all bickering and intrigue, and there is not much to read. I specially found this funny online article to share with you. I hope you like it
Summary by the US Congress, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the US Army
This failure is not only a strategic failure, but also a tactical failure.
Our army has made careless use of the text of Beijing Tourism Bureau, Beijing Tourism Map and Beijing Traffic Map of Beijing Public Transport Company, Beijing Geological Exploration Center and Beijing Topographic Map.
We are wrong. China people will never cheat our own people, although it is not good. However, we are wrong. The first day we got these maps, we were doomed to fight a wrong war with a wrong country in a wrong place at a wrong time.
1 The 3rd Battalion of the 56th Regiment, which was supposed to land in Tsinghua University 11, was mistakenly lowered to the Kunming Lake in the Summer Palace, where 533 people escaped.
After the 10th Mountain Division captured Yungang area, it carried out the destruction according to the original plan. The Third Research Institute of China Aviation Regiment ordered one regiment and one battalion to search Yungang Town for nearly a day, but the exact location of the third courtyard of AVIC Regiment could not be found. The whole regiment could not be deployed to join the search, which made the main troops fail to complete the battle plan. When crossing the Yongding River, the descending troops failed to deliver pontoon bridge troops to the place where they were not allowed to cross the river on time, and stayed for seven hours. After the pontoon bridge troops arrived, they found that there was no water at the root of Yongding River, but when they retreated, they
The heavy armor group of the 3rd Marine Division broke through the position of the 26th Army of the China garrison, and broke into the junction of the Fifth Ring Road and the Daling Expressway in the suburbs of Beijing from the Daling Expressway. When it encountered a traffic jam unprecedented in the United States for 15 hours, it was not further defeated by the China reinforcements.
4 Landing in Laotun, paratroopers of the 52nd Regiment of the 11th Division chose the plot plan of green space, clubhouse, swimming pool and lake. When they landed, they found that they all fell to the top of the building. Because the manufacturer changed the plan without authorization, the swimming pool and lake originally promised by the green space clubhouse were all built up. Selling more money is even more tragic. These damn plot plans made the hapless paratroopers parachute down and landed, and several people were killed. Fortunately, most of the paratroopers on the roof were killed through the skylight.
The 51st Regiment of the 11th Division of the Fourth Ring Road landed in Chaoyang Park, which is the only place in the Fourth Ring Road. After landing, it was found that the terrain in this area was rugged.
When the equipment is transported out of the park, it is necessary to abandon the original war plan and stick to the park to wait for rescue. They are the first captured troops in this campaign.
6. During the street fighting, we seriously distorted the advertising posters of real estate developers, and all types of heavy weapons were transported to the fortress houses selected before the war. And the strength of the house is seriously insufficient to fight the bunker.
It is particularly worth noting that when the SEALs raided Anzhen Building, the boys of the special forces raided along the fire escape. They didn’t want the fire escape to be blocked by the property management company, or they had to declare failure to evacuate after they broke many pliers.
It is an unshirkable responsibility for field commanders to rely too much on China’s official road traffic map, which leads to the out-of-control deployment of troops. For example, the fourth heavy division plans to attack Beijing all the way from Tianjin and kill Zhongnanhai along Chang’ an Street, Jianguo Road, Jingtong Road; However, the lack of manhole covers makes it difficult for our vehicles to move. There is a continuous phenomenon that the manhole covers block the wheeled infantry fighting vehicles and tanks. Only the tank troops have been knocked apart when they rush along the famous Jingtong Expressway to Sihui. They have been waiting for a long time to collect waste furniture, take a scooter (a kind of transportation tool close to the original farmers in China) and take the waste away.
After occupying the airport, the 12th division of Beijing Capital International Airport raided the airport and entered the city along the airport expressway. When passing through the Siyuan Bridge, the driver was afraid to pass because of the poor quality of the bridge. The driver had to give up the vehicle and move forward lightly. The Sanyuan Bridge was dizzy with 36 red lights and hours of traffic jams. The soldiers scattered in search of water to drink. A large number of soldiers were foaming at the mouth because they were thirsty and had to drink the seriously polluted water in Beijing. Their limbs were convulsed and they couldn’t control themselves. They picked up their guns and shouted, "Who is the king of the Pentagon?" Always kill him! ! ! Can people live here? We’ve come all the way here to kill ourselves! !
It is a disaster for our mechanized troops to enter the city. There are more than a dozen large and small charges along the way, and paying by tonnage is also a passing car. Damn it, the China army pays half less than us! ! ! Moreover, even Chayang Road has set up posts everywhere and entered the city, and was fined by the traffic police, and the quality of the people who received it was low. It is impossible to tell the difference between US dollars and RMB, no matter what money, the same amount is required! Make our army feel afraid of going into the city (I should have brought the Japanese)
11 Most of the roads in the Third Ring Road do not
Can walk heavy trucks, all roads can’t cross tanks, and after reaching the Third Ring Road, all the fighters who broke into the troops were forced to drive and walk, and they were wiped out by the 30 th Army of China.
Before the war of 12, we got accurate information that Tiantongyuan Road had a wide ground and could be lowered at 1: 00 a.m., but we didn’t expect to fall into the digging channel after landing. Afterwards, we learned that the Beijing municipal engineering department had dug and rebuilt Tiantongyuan Road waterway ten years ago, and the project has not been completed yet. At the same time, digging sites everywhere in Beijing has made our mechanized troops unable to move.
The only team that made it to the Second Ring Road was our heroic fear of the first division of the Army (the famous Red First Division). They violently attacked and advanced to the Second Ring Road. As a result, Xizhimen Bridge was not careful and never found its way again. Members, if you are lucky enough to go to China, you must visit our poor soldiers at Xizhimen Bridge. They are still turning around today.
I felt nightmare after I entered the Minute Bridge Temple car of the Seventh Mobike Brigade from Tanggu along the Beijing-Tianjin-Tanggu Expressway. Just because they found all the equipment to drive the Minute Bridge, they tried to turn around and find another bridge. The troops found that all the intersections were not wide enough or there were other bridges blocking the way. Only when they arrived at the bridge did they find that they had gone back to Tanggu. 15. Delta Force, an Anjiang Baoshan, sneaked into the Gongzhufen Bridge along Shijingshan Road. As a result, he was stubbornly resisted and was bombarded by six old naval guns and wall machines. The commander of the wolf roared, "Who is the guy with How come there are no maps in places like the PLA Navy Headquarters and the Army Headquarters? "
The active participation of Beijing citizens and various functional units in the war was the main reason for our fiasco.
Our strategic intelligence influence center and psychological warfare forces forged the 7: 00 p.m. news broadcast of CCTV to try to convince Beijing citizens that they had lost, but as a result, their confidence in fighting against them was strengthened! ! We are our screen or the announcer has a flaw. Later, a Chinese American from the mainland told me that the news broadcast would also be watched. That’s a ghost! Another Chinese said that news broadcast can also be believed? That’s a ghost!
Beijing is full of disabled motorcycle militia (let me call them that) and bicycle militia divisions, which have played an important role in the Chinese defense and counterattack! These people are highly mobile and skilled in fighting skills, and they can kill our personnel when the road opportunity appears! A large number of officers and men of our army were suddenly rushed out of the corner and suddenly disappeared. They were hit and killed by vehicles, and they were so stupid that they lost their combat effectiveness that they could not take care of themselves.
A week before the war, CIA spies sneaked into the Universiade Village in Haidian, Beijing, hoping that the temporary stronghold there would report the deployment of the Beijing A license motorized militia division to the headquarters. Who knows that when Tianhong real estate business Yanqiao Property called Zhaobroadband for network communication, a photo of a total of only 5 protection maps was sent for 4 days! At the end of the battle, the citizens who celebrated the victory were told that the city had avoided greater losses thanks to the outstanding contributions of real estate agents and online businessmen.
情报人员告诉我们假如不是北京慢如蜗牛小区宽带网速我们应该能天安门过中秋节了
2我们战前评估认中国富裕人群比较怕死可能不会参反抗行动后来发现我们大错特错中国富裕人群尤是宝马车主太厉害了4天时我们有4112人被宝马车撞死而北京宝马车总计才137辆平均一人一天撞死一个！！！我们已通过外交部正式向德国宝马公司和他们中国合资伙伴索赔
21战役中我们部队准备占领和平里居民小区时被那里物业公司误认是刁民业主雇来新物业公司遂大打出手我军士兵完低估了这些中国保安可怕战斗力那种章法杀伤力极强东方式格斗军覆没
第四师部队进入王府井商业广场时也遇到同样问题总经理、副总经理保安清洁工似乎都是当兵出身一句不合就动手打人且格斗技巧很强！这种民皆兵战略让我们士兵避恐不我们将确地把中国城建物业公司列必须加制裁对象严禁他们进行劳输出不然日后伊朗或者朝鲜保安也会对美国军队产生严重威胁
22我们医疗后勤人员终未能进入四环因当地有数卖花小姑娘会缠住离进行战地医疗女兵最近男兵让他买花于部队前进寸步难行并且延误了许多伤员救治
Our army’s advance infiltration troops just entered Beijing with the intention of occupying the commanding heights of Yuquan Mountain. As a result, due to the mistake of camouflage and makeup, they were beaten by the garden security guards as farmers selling vegetables in the city, causing heavy casualties.
China people never hide in the house during street fighting. They prefer to dump garbage and bicycle bunkers and shoot at us. They lack basic military quality, and later they find it more dangerous to hide in the house. Once a pistol shot through a half-meter thick load-bearing wall and then killed it.
One of our soldiers! On the battlefield, there was also a tragedy in which a 17-story residential building collapsed by a Grenade. In it, a whole China residential building with soldiers still alive was called the grave by us.
25 The worst battle was the fierce battle at the entrance of China National Bureau. The 1st Division was ordered to check the files and find out the evidence of China officials’ crimes to shake people’s hearts. Unexpectedly, when they approached the target gate, they were dressed up in advance, and they were regarded as armed police who came to maintain public order. * * * The crowd clashed and got the news. * * * The crowd kept coming from Beijing South and other places …
26 The CIA once sent a senior spy to sneak into the streets and lanes one day before the war to collect information. The results were returned after a lifetime. According to a street office in Beijing, nearly five people were lured to the light by their endless political analysis. Nearly three people and local women couldn’t stand their voices when they were gathering information, and they lost their fighting capacity. More than two people were left behind. It is said that they were recruited as bodyguards by high salaries during the investigation of heaven and man.
Now, members of parliament, I propose that the 4691 soldiers killed in this battle, that is, the soldiers of the first division and the regiment, observe three minutes of silence …
Chapter one hundred and twenty Public opinion war (3)
"These are all our latest equipment. Even our army hasn’t come yet. It is equipped with several elite regimental pilots …" Shao Jianhui carefully looked at the list of equipment names and order quantities. He didn’t sigh that the military government is the military government no matter how you scold it, but there is one thing that can’t be denied. Once the elected government has made up its mind to do something, it will do it regardless of success or failure. However, now the Argentine military government has no time to consider the consequences of failure. They seem to have failed, but it is just that Taiwan is the biggest deal. If you don’t make any achievements, you’re afraid they’ll have to let the people out of Taiwan before they fail, and the result will be the same. Don’t give up?
Hua Lang said, "We all know this. We are deeply surprised by the excellent performance of these equipment and are willing to make your country satisfied with the price and place a large order. Of course, it would be great if we could participate in the development team."
Shao Jianhui played the list and said, "There is little hope. I assume that our country can agree to export these advanced equipment to your country. What will your country pay for it?" You know, your financial situation is already extremely bad. "
Hua Lang said, "If we can’t afford that much foreign exchange, we can use mineral resources to pay for it. Our government has raised a sum of money and is waiting for your country to nod." Dip your finger in a little wine and write a long line of Arabic numerals "this number" on the desktop.
Shao Jianhui gasped, "My God, you are militaristic. People will rebel!"
Hua Lang said, "On the contrary, the Chinese people are increasingly calling for the recovery of the Falkland Islands! Think about it, Shao. Your economy has just started and all aspects need money. How many schools can you build and how many kilometers of expressways can you build with this money? It is no exaggeration to say that China is a cornucopia. If you invest one yuan today, you can recover one hundred yuan or even one thousand yuan a day! With this money, you can raise the threshold for attracting investment, shut out those high-pollution and high-energy-consuming enterprises and inject fresh blood into state-owned enterprises … This is a happy thing! "
Shao Jianhui interrupted with a wry smile, "Let’s stop here. I admit that I have been captured by money. The effect you want has been achieved. I will try my best to influence the country to promote this arms purchase."
HuaLang relieved "thank you very much! By the way, if possible, we’d like to buy another batch of fighters. "
It is estimated that f1 low-grade fighters are well received by developing countries. Argentina has imported more than 120 fighters and is full of praise. Shao Jianhui casually said, "No problem. Tell me which one you want to buy and how many? A large quantity is preferential. "
Hua Lang said, "We dare not expect to get any preferential price this time. We will be grateful if we can get it."
Shao Jianhui smiled. "Don’t say that. You are regular customers … By the way, what kind of fighter are you going to order?"
Hua Lang said, "The J-12 is better to be the J-12b navy model."
Shao Jianhui gasped, "I am 12 days old!"
Hua Lang said, "We have an aircraft carrier, but we don’t have a suitable aircraft carrier. We have worked hard to buy the aircraft carrier, which has become a chicken threat. Do you know that countries all over the world have many additional conditions for the export of advanced fighters, and money can’t buy it? We tried to buy ef2, but failed f14? Don’t even think about it. These fighters in your country are different, and our country has a good one. We can count on your country. "
Shao Jianhui asked, "Do you know how expensive the J-12 is? The ex-factory price has reached 40 million US dollars, not counting the logistics maintenance of supporting weapons. It is an affordable fighter! "
Warren said, "Expensive is expensive, but’ bloodthirsty Raptor’ is definitely worth the money, isn’t it? Which country can cut a supersonic long-range bomber with a wing knife? No matter which country is afraid of flying, the first reaction is to turn around and run. We plan to buy 16 pieces of equipment, the 23rd fighter wing of our most elite navy, and a sword of our navy. Of course, we will be more satisfied if we can buy 30 pieces. "
Shao Jianhui said, "Thirty? Don’t even think about it Our navy airmen haven’t been formally installed yet! Again, I can give you a hand, but I can’t help you if I don’t look at the country at all. By the way, I must wake you up. No matter how advanced the equipment is, there is no way to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy by myself. In the end, people are still the first factor … "
Hua Lang is a little dissatisfied. "Do you doubt the ability of our glorious 23rd United young man? You know, our pilots are the best. Looking at the whole of South America, we think we are the second, so no one dares to think we are the first! "
This is not to brag that when Peron was in power, Argentina accepted a large number of Nazi asylum seekers, many of whom were Nazi German ace pilots. These pilots became the first teachers of the Argentine army. How bad can the Argentine army be with these strict teachers? Shao Jianhui said, "No, I think you misunderstood me. I have absolutely no doubt that the quality of those guys is reassuring. It’s really reassuring. It’s not your army. They are really sloppy! I’ve heard a joke that it’s also five o’clock in the afternoon, and when I inform the Japanese people, I have to say five o’clock in the afternoon.
Because they are used to being there five minutes before; When notifying the Germans, it should be 5: 00 p.m. because they are extremely punctual, one second later than one second earlier; When you notify the Argentines, you should say that it will be at three o’clock in the afternoon … Obviously, your army has also left this bad habit of being sloppy. "
Hua Lang smiled bitterly. "You still left me a face, not saying that it was a meeting at one o’clock in the afternoon … It is indeed a big drawback for the army to be sloppy, but it is because of our personality that we can’t change it unless your country can send military advisers to our country to help us train the army!"
Shao Jianhui repeatedly shook his head. "No, no, no, this is impossible. If our military forces penetrated into South America, Uncle Sam wouldn’t work hard with us? It’s not that you don’t know that we’re still nervous after a fight. If something happens in South America, it will get out of hand. "